FOR SALE: Castle Grayskull; located in the picturesque forests of Eternia, this castle boasts a terrific view of Snake Mountain. Interior is in great condition, save for droppings on the floor, as previous owner was half woman/half snow owl. Comes with infinite power source that will give occupant super human strength. Walk-ins welcome.
FOR LEASE: Cat's Lair; this homage to gothic architecture has proven to be one of the most attractive properties on Third Earth. Comes with a pair of two-car garages located in each of the Lair's "paws." Retractable drawbridge provides added security from Mutants, Mum-Ra, and the occasional Robear Burble. 2,500 per month, 1 year lease, $500 deposit. Use Thundercat signal to call Lion-O for more details.
FOR RENT: Former Rebel Stronghold on Hoth; skiers and snowboarders rejoice! This new property on the ice planet of Hoth has just become available. 50 bed/50 bath, complete with command center, launch bay, and giant outer door. Minor fire damage due to recent Imperial incursion. 500 per month. If interested, flag nearest probe droid.
FOR SALE: MEGAZORD: The Power Rangers have new Megazords, so all old Megazords must go! Complete set available, including Mastodon, Pterodactyl, Triceratops, Saber-Tooth Tiger, and Tyrannosaurus. All Zords can be combined to form a Megazord, or remain separate if there are only compact parking spaces available. 01 City 00 Highway. $500 or best offer.
YARD SALE: Location: Veridian 3. Enterprise D has just crashed, so we're throwing a three-day yard sale. Great deals on tricorders, PADDs, Self-sealing-stem-bolts, coolant tanks, computer cores, isolinear rods, Mr Worf's workout videos, Ready Room goldfish. Bring the whole family!
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