Obscure Quotes Uttered by Famous Historical Figures:
"We're out of toilet paper."
"Fuck you, Brutus,"
-Julius Caesar (uttered right after "Et Tu, Brute")
"Be honest. Does this tie make me look fat?"
-William Howard Taft
"Where be the bitches?"
"You can spin it any way you like, this is the mother of all unhappy endings."
"Then you make a come hither motion with your finger."
"There's something familiar about my wife."
"I also invented the money shot."
"I am so the smartest guy on this continent."
"I'm sorry to hear about your mother."
"What kind of moron would think that the Earl of Oxford wrote my plays? I don't need to put my name on them."
"I'm pretty sure I'm the Devil. But don't tell anybody."