Monday, November 28, 2011

Obscure Quotes Uttered by Famous Historical Figures

Obscure Quotes Uttered by Famous Historical Figures:


"We're out of toilet paper."

-George Washington

"Fuck you, Brutus,"

-Julius Caesar (uttered right after "Et Tu, Brute")

"Be honest. Does this tie make me look fat?"

-William Howard Taft

"Where be the bitches?"

-Ben Franklin

"You can spin it any way you like, this is the mother of all unhappy endings."

-Pocohantus

"Then you make a come hither motion with your finger."

-Ben Franklin

"There's something familiar about my wife."

-Oedipus

"I also invented the money shot."

-Ben Franklin

"I am so the smartest guy on this continent."

-John Adams

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother."

-Adolph Hitler

"What kind of moron would think that the Earl of Oxford wrote my plays? I don't need to put my name on them."

-William Shakespeare

"I'm pretty sure I'm the Devil. But don't tell anybody."

-Andrew Jackson

1 comment:

  1. Pocahontas, Oedipus and Hitler, made me laugh out loud.

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